Today's Pearls 

Leo  

Hey do you know that today I learned how to kick a soccer ball REALLY really much much better? I kicked really hard like this (demonstrating) 5 times into a BIG big tree! It hurt a lot but now I'm a terrific soccer player!

( Watching a News piece on crisis in Egypt) (very seriously)
Hey look this guy's called Moustafa Moustafa!WOW! But where's his moustache?


You know, I heard what and where hell is, and I really don't want to go you know


Mummy, I'm going to be a super duper good boy today, I'm going to do my WHOLE homework today!Everything! Aren't I really such a good student?
......... (looking inside the homework file)
"But can I just not do...... 8 pages?"


I've got a secret mummy! But I won't tell you!
Well don't sweetie, everyone has  a secret once in a while.
I won't tell you because I'm a great secret agent, even if you cried I wouldn't and
Erik and I have a club that's called the Million Secrets club and everything is so super secret that no one will EVER know!
That's fine really Leo, you know, I really don't want to know, actually I'd rather not
 But you can't ask to know! I told you I'd never tell you!
I SAID REALLY I DON'T WANT TO KNOW 
(exasperated) Well now I'll have to tell you then! It's... it's ....  it's.....You see what you did now I've forgotten!